The customer is not always right

If I have to speak to one more shi....y, braty customer today, I will blow my top. This is one of those days. Days when nothing seems to go right, and all the idiots are drawn to you like ants to honey.

I have been a customer service professional for 6 years now, and I still get ticked off by not angry but rude customers. And what takes the cake is when the customer has the I.Q. of frozen yogurt, puts on the most horrendous american accent (why don't they take their foot of their tongue before speaking) , and telling you how your company should operate. Then they will patronize you by saying 'Please don't mind" "I am sorry but". UUUUgh. And the Begum Saheb's .......... aaah the begum saheb's the biaaatches of Pakistan. They will not let you forget for one minute how things are done in US, UK, or whatever other country their husbands ship them off too.

I sometimes wonder what would be in a customer service professional's heaven. I can think up of a few

• An ACD that can recognize a rude, obnoxious customer and give him an electric shock to deter him from calling again.
• Head phones that go la la la la as soon as the customer shoots off profanity.
• Power to put a curse on someone.
  
• Your worst and most demanding clients all switch over to the competition
  
• You get a gold coin everytime the customer says "I'll sue your company".
  
• Enough budget to take out a 'supari'.
  
• At the end of each shift you are given a full body massage.
  

Wouldn't this be nice! Well have to get back to work.