What the ........??!!

A list of things and people who make me go "What the ........??!!"

1. You gain weight south first but loose it north first. (Murphy's law ???)
   
   
2. Men who hold hands in public. (and if its only 1 finger they are holding aagghh!!)
   
   
3. Women who start baby talk when ever they see a good looking man enter the room. (What are they trying to do attract pedophiles?)
   
   
4. People who still say "Mein whon na"? (Kya Ho bhai ab bata bhi do?????)
   
   
5. People who are like tubelights (they take forever to start)
   
   
6. People who are like tubelights without starters. (they.. just.. don't.. start)
   
   
7. Women who ask me "How did you land your husband?" (Well first I made sure the wheels were out, and the wings were straight, for HEAVEN SAKES what is he a Boeing 747?)
   
   
8. 20 somethings who call me aunty!! (Cheeky blind apes)
   
   
9. Men who always finish thier sentences with "Do you understand"? (No sir, me dumb female, DUUUH, Drool Drool)
   
   
10. People who don't like chocolate, Whoopi Goldberg and ME!!! (You'll see how lovable I am, just let the initial shock wear off)
    
    
11. Bleach blonds and green contacts (My dear sisters, there is 'asian' in 'caucasian" but it's not us)
    
    
12. Stupid girls who scream "Allah did you get your eyebrows waxed?" (Why don't you take out a radio ad, you dumb ass)
    
    
13. The weighing scale (Every saturday I go WTH??)
    
    
14. Men who think when Allah said lower your gaze, he meant 6 inches below my face.

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