I am a woman who is playing life like a game of chess. Checkmate will end it all, lets see who says it first.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Bumper Stickers

Customized Bumper Stickers for Karachi

  • Careful! child in car and he has just learned how to drive

  • If you can read this, BACK THE *^%$ OFF

  • Don't bother robbing me. My cell was snatched this morning

  • Pls. don't honk, I'm on the phone

  • My bodyguard can beat your bodyguard

  • If you hate KESC, honk!

  • I have no electricity and water since 3 days, do you really want to mess with me??
Gang feel free to add to this list. Cheers !!!

10 Comments:

Blogger mAn[S]o0r said...

lol!!! funny! loved the KESC one!

lemme think...

'your not the only one getting late!'

'if you stare at me... i will kill u'

'Caution: Hot female driving! Onlookers will be involved in fatal car crash'

'Car number 6 this month'

3:21 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol! wonderfully funny..and very appropriate to the Karachi traffic.

5:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so funny...I needed a humongous gigantic laugh & u just provided me :) Thanx :)

Stay Beautiful...!

12:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe....very funny. :)

1:24 PM

 
Blogger mAn[S]o0r said...

hey checkmate.. can i use your bumper stickers on Karachi Metblogs? With appropriate credits and linkback as well.?

1:13 AM

 
Blogger Checkmate said...

Mansoor, You are more than welcome to use them on Karachi Metblog.

1:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi sis :)
Made me laff..

11:33 PM

 
Blogger inspirex said...

haha!!!
really interesting!!!

6:15 AM

 
Blogger Jaded said...

You'd earn a lot if these actually went into production :)

And thnx for dropping by my blog.. I was so happy to find a soul sister who actually hears the same stuff I do.. in fact the reasons the parrots came into our house was the first place was because my mama couldn't stand the silence when i was working part time and going to uni :-D

12:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahha....noice! i like the child driving and the back the *&^% off...i wudnt mind putting tht up!

"women are born leaders...ure following one right now"

i actually read this behind a car - driven by a lady of course - and guess who was driving our car?? DAD! hahaha....he chuckled...and over took her :)

"caution: my other vehicle is a tank"

12:09 AM

 

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